“ | In "Live Your Profits!" you are staging your own international sporting event! Featuring amazing, oddball sports and the world's best "athletes". Your goal is to overtake the profitability of the Olympics to become the new household name in Global Sports" | ” |
Live Your Profits is a Sporting Events themed event for AdVenture Capitalist. It started on August 11, 2016, and it was re-released on January 26, 2017.
Dates Available (Mobile)[]
- Bold dates are for mobile only
- August 11-18, 2016 (event #11)
- January 26 - February 2, 2017 (event #20)
- September 28 - October 2, 2017 (event #40)
- January 26-30, 2018 (event #54)
- April 20-24, 2018 (event #66)
- July 20-24, 2018 (event #79)
- October 12-16, 2018 (event #91)
- January 17-22, 2019 (event #105)
- May 2-7, 2019 (event #120)
- July 4-9, 2019 (event #129)
- September 12-17, 2019 (event #139)
- January 23-28, 2020 (event #158)
- April 2-7, 2020 (mobile event #172, steam event #168)
- May 12-14, 2020 (mobile event #182)
- June 16-18, 2020 (mobile event #192)
- July 28-30, 2020 (mobile event #204)
- September 1-3, 2020 (mobile event #214)
- October 6-8, 2020 (mobile event #224)
- November 17-19, 2020 (mobile event #236)
- January 5-7, 2021 (mobile event #250)
- February 9-11, 2021 (mobile event #260)
- March 16-18, 2021 (mobile event #270)
- April 20-22, 2021 (mobile event #280)
- May 25-27, 2021 (mobile event #290)
- June 29 - July 1, 2021 (mobile event #300)
- August 17-19, 2021 (mobile event #310)
- September 21-23, 2021 (mobile event #320)
- November 2-4, 2021 )(mobile event #332)
- December 14-16, 2021 (mobile event #344)
- January 25-27, 2022 (mobile event #356)
- March 8-10, 2022 (mobile event #368)
- April 12-14, 2022 (mobile event #378)
- May 17-19, 2022 (mobile event #388)
- June 21-23, 2022 (mobile event #398)
- July 26-28, 2022 (mobile event #408)
- August 30 - September 1, 2022 (mobile event #418)
- October 4-6, 2022 (mobile event #428)
- November 15-17, 2022 (mobile event #440)
- January 3-5, 2023 (mobile event #454)
- February 7-9, 2023 (mobile event #464)
- March 21-23, 2023 (mobile event #476)
- April 25-27, 2023 (mobile event #486)
- May 30 - June 1, 2023 (mobile event #496)
- July 6-8, 2023 (mobile event #506)
- August 8-10, 2023 (mobile event #516)
Dates available (Steam)[]
- August 11-18, 2016 (event #11)
- January 26 - February 2, 2017 (event #20)
- September 28 - October 2, 2017 (event #40)
- January 26-30, 2018 (event #54)
- April 20-24, 2018 (event #66)
- July 20-24, 2018 (event #79)
- October 12-16, 2018 (event #91)
- January 17-22, 2019 (event #105)
- May 2-7, 2019 (event #120)
- July 4-9, 2019 (event #129)
- September 12-17, 2019 (event #139)
- January 23-28, 2020 (event #158)
- April 2-7, 2020 (mobile event #173, steam event #168)
- June 18-23, 2020 (steam event #179)
- September 10-15, 2020 (steam event #191)
- January 7-12, 2021 (steam event #208)
- April 15-20, 2021 (steam event #222)
- June 17-22, 2021 (steam event #231)
- September 9-14, 2021 (steam event #243)
- December 9-14, 2021 (steam event #256)
- March 17-22, 2022 (steam event #270)
- June 2-7, 2022 (steam event #281)
- August 18-23, 2022 (steam event #292)
- November 3-8, 2022 (Steam event #303)
- March 23-28, 2023 (steam event #323)
- June 8-13, 2023 (steam event #334)
- August 24-29, 2023 (steam event #345)
Profit Caster[]
The event's Profit Caster is called "Profit Enhancers" and has an icon of a boxing glove. Originally, it provided an x16 profit multiplier to all businesses. In the April 2018, replay, it provided an x9 profit multiplier. It lasts for 10 seconds and has a refill time of 4 hours. (Repeatedly clicking the icon can extend the length of time the multiplier lasts or can reduce the time needed to refill.)
Benefits[]
The original release allowed the player to earn 10 and 10 as well as 4 unique badges. Later replays provided 10 , 5 , a 1 Day Time Warp, 3 Time Warp Expresses, and 4 badges which were different from the original badges. In 2019 the rewards obtained were changed to include 22x , 20x , 2x, 1x, 4 badges, and 1x Gimme A Quarterback Tuxedo
Badges[]
April 2018, Replay Badges[] | |||
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Badge Name | Requirement | Badge Image | Profit Bonus |
Sports Badge | 10 Belly Flopping | Adds a 1.225x boost to the base profit of your Rock, Paper, Scissors in the Live Your Profits event. | |
Fooseball Badge | 55 Running of the Bulls | Adds a 2x boost to your base Ad Watch bonus in the Live Your Profits event. | |
Belly Flopping Badge | 32 E-Sports | Adds a boost to the base speed of your Brain-cations on Mars. | |
MXC Badge | 50 of Everything | x20 Marsies on Mars |
Original Badges[] | |||
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Badge Name | Requirement | Badge Image | Profit Bonus |
Sports Badge | 10 Belly Flopping | ||
Larping Badge | 60 Running of the Bulls | ||
Wrestler Badge | 30 E-Sports | ||
Boxing Bear Badge | 55 of Everything | x20 Heck Portal on Mars |
Reward Tiers[]
Businesses[]
Icon | Business | Base Cost | Coefficient | Initial Time (s) | Base Profit | Initial Productivity ($/sec) | Max on mobile | Max on steam |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Belly Flopping | $5 | 1.024 | 1.5 | $0.50 | 0.33 | 8300 | 6000 | |
Larping | $88 | 1.046 | 5 | $9.00 | 1.80 | 4100 | 3000 | |
Rock, Paper, Scissors | $777 | 1.083 | 8 | $81.00 | 10.13 | 2300 | 1800 | |
Bear Knuckle Boxing | $22,222 | 1.166 | 18 | $729.00 | 40.50 | 1180 | 900 | |
Backyard Wrestling | $444,444 | 1.323 | 28 | $7,777.00 | 277.75 | 640 | 500 | |
Running of the Bulls | $99,999,999 | 2.286 | 120 | $1.111 million | 9,258.33 | 211 | 180 | |
Competitive Eating | $222,222,222 | 3.563 | 210 | $1.212 million | 5,771.43 | 137 | 120 | |
MXC | $5,555,555,555 | 6.126 | 370 | $161.616 million | 436,800.00 | 95 | 83 | |
E-Sports | $33,333,333,333 | 12.26 | 700 | $8.181 billion | 11,687,142.86 | 68 | 60 | |
Everything | 39,211,578,645 | 13.239 | - | 8,263,947,983.5 | 12,137,876.3 | 60 | 35 |
Managers[]
Icon | Manager | Business | Cost |
---|---|---|---|
Scot Flopula | Belly Flopping | $291.00 | |
Bill "Freedom" Shrubbery | Larping | $4,877.00 | |
D. White-ltout | Rock, Paper, Scissors | $43,964.00 | |
Papa "Iron" Bear | Bear Knuckle Boxing | $142,058.00 | |
Violent Guacamole | Backyard Wrestling | $2,364,172.00 | |
Dennie "El Toro" Worm | Running of the Bulls | $612,290,504.00 | |
Kobayash E. Hondahead | Competitive Eating | $1 billion | |
Guy Blankendouche | MXC | $6 billion | |
J. Picholas | E-Sports | $40 billion |
Goals[]
In 2019 events started using a Goal system where you accumulate points to unlock rewards rather than the previous 2018 and below versions where you need a specific amount of each business.
In the 2020 replay, the Gimme a Quarterback outfit was replaced by the Knockout Gear, which increases profits on any event. It can be classed as a key item to use at the start of an event, and it has stronger power than the Jingle Bell Frock Outfit.
Unlocks (In Order of Buying Efficiency)[]
There is a total of 113 unlocks currently in this event. (Steam has 53) (2018-2019 unlocks are in normal text only and 2020-2021 unlocks are all of the unlocks in bold and normal text. Bold unlocks are exclusively on mobile). The numbers in the efficiency order number column tell the best order to get unlocks to get profit faster. | ||||||
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Image | Unlock | Cost | Level | Business | Effect | Efficiency order number |
Look Out Below! | $1,890.15 | 100 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x20 | 1st | |
Styrofoam Swordsman | $420,295.47 | 120 | Larping | Profits of Larping x111 | 2nd | |
Good Ol' Rock... | $1,110,206.16 | 60 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x33 | 3rd | |
From Parts Unknown! | $1,503,880,923.78 | 25 | Backyard Wrestling | Profits of Backyard Wrestling x100 | 4th | |
Terri-Bull | $2,045,796,545.14 | 4 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x66 | 5th | |
The Betht Ever | $1,344,450,570.85 | 60 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x22 | 6th | |
Got The Stomach For It | $49,700,529,163.18 | 5 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x77 | 7th | |
Holy Babaganoush! | $9,349,395,118,217.35 | 5 | MXC | Profits of MXC x44 | 8th | |
Fast Food Sponsorship | $39,211,578,645 | 1 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 9th | |
Matching Tracksuits | $443.719 billion | 2 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 10th | |
Call In The E-Team | $5,452,253,333,278.81 | 3 | E-Sports | Profits of E-Sports x55 | 11th | |
Freak Javelin Injury | $760.139 trillion | 5 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 12th | |
Floatation Device | $1.632 trillion | 1000 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x40 | 13th | |
Can't Triple Stamp a Double Stamp | $113.487 quadrillion | 7 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 14th | |
Cardboard Cardinal | $1.001 quadrillion | 600 | Larping | Profits of Larping x222 | 15th | |
Photo Finish | $17.024 quintillion | 9 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 16th | |
...Nothing Beats That! | $27.389 quadrillion | 360 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x333 | 17th | |
Put Up Your Dukths | $135.648 quadrillion | 180 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x222 | 18th | |
Get That Corn Outta My Face! | $1.970 quintillion | 100 | Backyard Wrestling | Profits of Backyard Wrestling x100 | 19th | |
Horri-Bull | $4.603 quintillion | 30 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x66 | 20th | |
Are Tights Necessary? | $2.557 sextillion | 11 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 21st | |
Don't Starve | $5.412 sextillion | 25 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x77 | 22th | |
5 Golden Rings | $384.398 sextillion | 13 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 23rd | |
Don't Blink! | $62.906 septillion | 15 | E-Sports | Profits of E-Sports x55 | 24th | |
Victory Lap | $57.775 septillion | 15 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 25th | |
Inappropriately Dubbed | $695.991 quintillion | 15 | MXC | Profits of MXC x44 | 26th | |
Belly Jealousy | $12.260 sextillion | 2000 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x60 | 27th | |
We Are The Knight Who Say... | $524.500 septillion | 1200 | Larping | Profits of Larping x333 | 28th | |
Tears of Joy | $8.684 octillion | 17 | Everything | Profits of everything x7 | 29th | |
Tears of Pain | $1.305 nonillion | 19 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 30th | |
Abomina-Bull | $272.478 octillion | 60 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x66 | 31st | |
Wait 30 Minutes First | $92.075 nonillion | 3000 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x80 | 32nd | |
Thwing and a Miss! | $1.380 decillion | 420 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x2222 | 33rd | |
Turbo Fuel | $29.489 decillion | 23 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 34th | |
I Got 5 Minutes of Playtime! | $3.377 undecillion | 250 | Backyard Wrestling | Profits of Backyard Wrestling x100 | 35th | |
Powerthirst! | $100.140 duodecillion | 29 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 36th | |
Kersploosh! | $691.475 duodecillion | 4000 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x100 | 37th | |
Modern Wharf Air | $1.336 tredecillion | 30 | E-Sports | Profits of E-Sports x55 | 38th | |
Inflatable Hazards | $287.020 tredecillion | 45 | MXC | Profits of MXC x44 | 39th | |
Rock, Paper, Scissors... | $3.353 quattourdecillion | 1200 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x3333 | 40th | |
Preventa-Bull | $62.861 tredecillion | 120 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x66 | 41st | |
Menergy | $340.059 quattourdecillion | 35 | Everything | Profits of everything x2 | 42nd | |
Ab-Normality | $111.426 duodecillion | 75 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x77 | 43rd | |
Kersplash! | $416.116 quindecillion | 5000 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x200 | 44th | |
Get In My Bellay! | $3.124 novemdecillion | 6000 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x300 | 45th | |
Ni! | $838.706 octodecillion | 3000 | Larping | Profits of Larping x444 | 46th | |
Taking the Glofths Off | $66.136 novemdecillion | 900 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x22222 | 47th | |
Bone Saw is Readyyy! | $113.8 novemdecillion | 500 | Backyard Wrestling | Profits of Backyard Wrestling x100 | 48th | |
Lizard, Spock! | $5.074 vigintillion | 1800 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x33333 | 49th | |
Got Milk? | $756.310 vigintillion | 120 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x777 | 50th | |
Hugga-Bull | $220.269 vigintillion | 180 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x66 | 51st | |
Never Met a Hotdog... | $1.938 unvigintillion | 121 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x2 | 52nd | |
Uncomforta-Bull | $31.214 unvigintillion | 186 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x2 | 53rd | |
Unpredicta-Bull | $827.019 unvigintillion | 190 | Running of the Bulls | Speed of Running of the Bulls Profits x2 | 54th | |
You Win... A Concussion! | $3.154 unvigintillion | 83 | MXC | Profits of MXC x444 | 55th | |
Remember, No Pain... | $115.21 unvigintillion | 85 | MXC | Speed of MXC profits x2 | 56th | |
I Didn't Like! | $31.514 unvigintillion | 123 | Competitive Eating | Speed of Competitive Eating Profits x2 | 57th | |
Sweet Training Montage | $177.756 unvigintillion | 59 | Everything | Speed of all investments x2 | 58th | |
An FPS at 60 FPS | $2.179 duovigintillion | 60 | E-Sports | Profits of E-Sports x555 | 59th | |
So Insparational | $2.179 duovigintillio | 60 | Everything | Profits of everything x2 | 60th | |
Cure-a-Bull | $1.103 duovigintillion | 191 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x2 | 61st | |
Fueled By Code Red | $24.538 duovigintillion | 61 | E-Sports | Speed of E-Sports profits x2 | 62nd | |
Eating For One | $1.513 duovigintillion | 126 | Competitive Eating | Speed of Competitive Eating Profits x2 | 63rd | |
No Humiliation! | $4.323 duovigintillion | 87 | MXC | Speed of MXC profits x2 | 64th | |
Bull Yourself Together! | $51.629 duovigintillion | 195 | Running of the Bulls | Speed of Running of the Bulls Profits x2 | 65th | |
Creep Forming | $300.846 duovigintillion | 62 | E-Sports | Speed of E-Sports profits x2 | 66th | |
On Your Marks... | $247.830 duovigintillion | 130 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x2 | 67th | |
Get Set... | $639.156 duovigintillion | 131 | Competitive Eating | Speed of Competitive Eating Profits x2 | 68th | |
Diving Clothesline... | $148.981 duovigintillion | 575 | Backyard Wrestling | Speed of Backyard Wrestling profits x2 | 69th | |
Who Signs Up For This? | $1.016 tresvigintillion | 90 | MXC | Speed of MXC profits x2 | 70th | |
Get Into the China Shop! | $7.594 tresvigintillion | 201 | Running of the Bulls | Speed of Running of the Bulls Profits x2 | 71st | |
From the Clothesline! | $454.870 duovigintillion | 580 | Backyard Wrestling | Profits of Backyard Wrestling x2 | 72nd | |
Ursine Asault | $668.691 duovigintillion | 1050 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x2 | 73rd | |
The Porch Is the Ring | $9.316 tresvigintillion | 590 | Backyard Wrestling | Speed of Backyard Wrestling profits x2 | 74th | |
Always a Heavyweight | $2.437 tresvigintillion | 1060 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Speed of Bear Knuckle Boxing profits x2 | 75th | |
Built-In Floatation | $21.536 tresvigintillion | 7300 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x2 | 76th | |
You May Lose an Ear! | $11.321 tresvigintillion | 1070 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x2 | 77th | |
Noo, Hand Cramp! | $124.155 tresvigintillion | 2100 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Speed of Rock, Paper, Scissors profits x2 | 78th | |
The CLAW! | $124.155 tresvigintillion | 2100 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x2 | 79th | |
GORGE! | $39.301 tresvigintillion | 134 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x2 | 80th | |
Go Aggro! | $48.907 tresvigintillion | 64 | E-Sports | Profits of E-Sports x2 | 81st | |
The Prize Pool Is WHAT?! | $554.391 tresvigintillion | 65 | E-Sports | Speed of E-Sports profits x2 | 82nd | |
Obscene Obstacles | $37.302 tresvigintillion | 92 | MXC | Profits of MXC x2 | 83rd | |
You May Lose an Arm! | $296.863 tresvigintillion | 1090 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Speed of Bear Knuckle Boxing profits x2 | 84th | |
Cardboard Cavalry | $373.571 tresvigintillion | 3750 | Larping | Speed of Larping profits x2 | 85th | |
An Event Like No Utter | $469.811 tresvigintillion | 206 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x2 | 86th | |
Do a Belly Roll | $2.012 quattourvigintillion | 7500 | Belly Flopping | Speed of Belly Flopping Profits x2 | 87th | |
Styrofoam Swordsman | $2.012 quattourvigintillion | 7500 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x2 | 88th | |
I Still Got Room | $1.777 quattourvigintillion | 137 | Competitive Eating | Profits of Competitive Eating x2 | 89th | |
GG | $6.796 quattourvigintillion | 66 | E-Sports | Profits of E-Sports x2 | 90th | |
Synchronized Floppers | $17.729 quattourvigintillion | 7600 | Belly Flopping | Speed of Belly Flopping Profits x2 | 91st | |
Digit Dispute | $6.565 quattourvigintillion | 2150 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Speed of Rock, Paper, Scissors profits x2 | 92nd | |
Nerf Marksman | $3.166 quattourvigintillion | 3800 | Larping | Speed of Larping profits x2 | 93rd | |
Really Angry Neighbours | $2.667 quattourvigintillion | 610 | Backyard Wrestling | Speed of Backyard Wrestling profits x2 | 94th | |
That's Gotta Hurt! | $8.772 quattourvigintillion | 95 | MXC | Profits of MXC x2 | 95th | |
The Steaks Are High | $29.329 quattourvigintillion | 211 | Running of the Bulls | Profits of Running of the Bulls x2 | 96th | |
Float Like a ... Bear | $30.886 quattourvigintillion | 1120 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x2 | 97th | |
Sting Like a ... Bear | $113.715 quattourvigintillion | 1130 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Speed of Bear Knuckle Boxing profits x2 | 98th | |
Uh-Oh, Wifi's Out! | $1.104 quinvigintillion | 68 | E-Sports | Profits of E-Sports x2 | 99th | |
Going Professional | $353.734 quattourvigintillion | 2200 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x2 | 100th | |
Tag-Team Mode! | $353.734 quattourvigintillion | 2200 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Speed of Rock, Paper, Scissors profits x2 | 101st | |
Use the Terrain! | $175.611 quattourvigintillion | 625 | Backyard Wrestling | Profits of Backyard Wrestling x2 | 102nd | |
CHEEEE-AARRRGGEEEE! | $3.007 quinvigintillion | 3950 | Larping | Speed of Larping profits x2 | 103rd | |
Those Jobs Are Deadly | $2.981 quinvigintillion | 1150 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x2 | 104th | |
Avoid the Wet Zone | $18.116 quinvigintillion | 7900 | Belly Flopping | Speed of Belly Flopping Profits x2 | 105th | |
Rock Flies Right Through Paper! | $19.058 quinvigintillion | 2250 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x2 | 106th | |
Indestructible Forces | $11.693 quinvigintillion | 640 | Backyard Wrestling | Profits of Backyard Wrestling x2 | 107th | |
First We Fight... | $25.518 quinvigintilion | 4000 | Larping | Profits of Larping x2 | 108th | |
Just Gotta Tire it Out | $310.228 quinvigintillion | 1180 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profits of Bear Knuckle Boxing x2 | 109th | |
Red Tum Tums | $1.694 sexvigintillion | 8100 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x2 | 110th | |
Lets Just Thumb Wrestle | $1.026 sexvigintillion | 2300 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profits of Rock, Paper, Scissors x2 | 111th | |
Look at the Splash! | $160.023 sexvigintillion | 8300 | Belly Flopping | Profits of Belly Flopping x2 | 112th | |
Then, We Get Pizza! | $2.532 sexvigintillion | 4100 | Larping | Profits of Larping x2 | 113th |
Cash Upgrades[]
2018-2019 upgrades are all of the upgrades in normal text only and 2020-2021 upgrades are all of the upgrades in bold and normal text and they are on mobile only.
Image | Upgrade | Cost | Business | Effect | Efficiency order number |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Torso Far, Torso Good! | $332,500.00 | Belly Flopping | Profit x4 | 1st | |
Keepers of the Sacred Woods | $950,000.00 | Larping | Profit x4 | 2nd | |
Cut It Out! | $2,375,000.00 | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x4 | 3rd | |
No Bear Hughs! | $9,500,000.00 | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x4 | 4th | |
One-Fifth Nelson | $23,750,000.00 | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x4 | 5th | |
Mad At Matador? | $2.375 billion | Running of the Bulls | Profit x4 | 6th | |
Water-Soaker Hotdog Buns | $95 billion | Competitive Eating | Profit x4 | 7th | |
Chicks Dig Thumb Blisters | $9.5 trillion | E-Sports | Profit x4 | 8th | |
Sinkers and Floaters | $4.75 trillion | MXC | Profit x4 | 9th | |
Random Drug Testing | $47.5 trillion | Everything | Profit x9 | 10th | |
Don't Wear Red | $47.5 quadrillion | Running of the Bulls | Profit x5 | 11th | |
Fawoosh! | $237.5 trillion | Belly Flopping | Profit x5 | 12th | |
Nee-Wom! | $950 trillion | Larping | Profit x5 | 13th | |
Alcatraz Beats Scissors | $2.375 quadrillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x5 | 14th | |
Kodiak Moment | $4.75 quadrillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x5 | 15th | |
Greco-Roman Sucker Punch | $9.5 quadrillion | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x5 | 16th | |
Antacid Indigestion | $71.25 quadrillion | Competitive Eating | Profit x5 | 17th | |
Lord of the Realm | $2.375 quintillion | E-Sports | Profit x5 | 18th | |
Alcohol Free Champagne | $9.5 quintillion | Everything | Profit x9 | 19th | |
Septic Sludge | $475 quadrillion | MXC | Profit x5 | 20th | |
Yellow Ball | $47.5 quintillion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | 21tst | |
Holy Water | $47.5 sextillion | Belly Flopping | Profit x6 | 22nd | |
Duct Tape Dragon | $95 sextillion | Larping | Profit x6 | 23rd | |
Paper Cover Dwayne Johnson | $190 sextillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x6 | 24th | |
Grizzly Situation | $760 sextillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x6 | 25th | |
3, 2, 1, You're Outta Here! | $3.04 septillion | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x6 | 26th | |
Big Bully | $14.345 septillion | Running of the Bulls | Profit x6 | 27th | |
Iced Canes | $95 septillion | Everything | Profit x9 | 28th | |
Clan Leader | $71.25 septillion | E-Sports | Profit x6 | 29th | |
Calorie Salary | $30.875 septillion | Competitive Eating | Profit x6 | 30th | |
Wall Bangers | $53.865 septillion | MXC | Profit x6 | 31st | |
Prevent-A-Bull Injury | $84.36 nonillion | Running of the Bulls | Profit x9 | 32nd | |
SPLAT!! | $380 octillion | Belly Flopping | Profit x9 | 33rd | |
Fabric Fairy | $1.52 nonillion | Larping | Profit x9 | 34th | |
Best 2 Out Of 3? | $6.08 nonillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x9 | 35th | |
Too-Tall | $12.16 nonillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x9 | 36th | |
Lucha-Dorks | $23.75 nonillion | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x9 | 37th | |
Don't Call Him Forsythe | $285 nonillion | Competitive Eating | Profit x9 | 38th | |
Screaming 12 Year Olds | $9.5 decillion | E-Sports | Profit x9 | 39th | |
Diamond Bags | $47.5 decillion | Everything | Profit x9 | 40th | |
Boulder Dash | $1.9 decillion | MXC | Profit x9 | 41st | |
A Pet Tiger!? | $3.8 undecillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x10 | 42nd | |
This Place is Gold Dusty... | $4.75 undecillion | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x10 | 43rd | |
Rage Quit | $9.5 undecillion | E-Sports | Profit x10 | 44th | |
Oh-Lay! | $6.65 undecillion | Running of the Bulls | Profit x10 | 45th | |
Bring a D20 Just In Case | $1.9 undecillion | Larping | Profit x10 | 46th | |
Flight Wheel | $95 undecillion | Everything | Profit x9 | 47th | |
High Dive! | $950 decillion | Belly Flopping | Profit x10 | 48th | |
Bird Droppings | $8.55 undecillion | MXC | Profit x10 | 49th | |
Grenade Destroys All! | $2.85 undecillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x10 | 50th | |
Gut Reaction | $7.6 undecillion | Competitive Eating | Profit x10 | 51st | |
Baby Back Ribs | $3.163 duodecillion | Belly Flopping | Profit x11 | 52th | |
Paper Mache Peasant | $6.327 duodecillion | Larping | Profit x11 | 53th | |
Paper, Scissors, Stone | $9.49 duodecillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x11 | 54th | |
Polar Opposites | $22.8 duodecillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x11 | 55th | |
And That's The Bottom Line | $45.6 duodecillion | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x11 | 56th | |
Seeing Red | $121.6 duodecillion | Running of the Bulls | Profit x11 | 57th | |
Atomic Ache | $190 duodecillion | Competitive Eating | Profit x11 | 58th | |
Sneaky Call Signs | $475 duodecillion | E-Sports | Profit x11 | 59th | |
Sand Sphere | $950 duodecillion | Everything | Profit x9 | 60th | |
Bagel Bumpers | $337.25 duodecillion | MXC | Profit x11 | 61st | |
CANNONBALL!! | $5.277 quattuordecillion | Belly Flopping | Profit x13 | 62nd | |
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki! | $52.777 quattuordecillion | Larping | Profit x13 | 63rd | |
Unicorn Beats All! | $527.777 quattuordecillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x13 | 64th | |
Panda-Monium | $5.277 quindecillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x13 | 65th | |
Real Men Wear Stretchy Pants! | $52.777 quindecillion | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x13 | 66th | |
Don't Have a Cow | $5.277 sexdecillion | Running of the Bulls | Profit x13 | 67th | |
You Can't Eat All Them | $52.777 sexdecillion | Competitive Eating | Profit x13 | 68th | |
Swamp Gassers | $527.777 sexdecillion | MXC | Profit x13 | 69th | |
Don't Forget To Stretch | $5.277 septendecillion | E-Sports | Profit x13 | 70th | |
Helmet Touch | $52.777 septendecillion | Everything | Profit x9 | 71st | |
The endurance... | $75 duovigintillion | Everything | x2 | 72nd | |
The Strength... | $300 duovigintillion | Everything | x2 | 73rd | |
The Sheer Willpower... | $1.2 tresvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 74th | |
Truly a Wondrous Sight! | $4.8 tresvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 75th | |
Capitalists... | $19 tresvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 76th | |
...Start Your Engines! | 76 tresvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 77th | |
Belly Rolls? | $180 tresvigintillion | Belly Flopping | x2 | 78th | |
And May the Best Investor... | $180 tresvigintillion | Everything | x1.25 | 79th | |
...Win! | $270 tresvigintillion | Everything | x1.25 | 80th | |
AdCap Tourney | $670 tresvigintillion | E-Sports | x2 | 81st | |
Home Computer Advantage | $2.7 quattourvigintillion | E-Sports | x2 | 82nd | |
Come Out Fighting! | $33 quattourvigintillion | Everything | x1.5 | 83rd | |
Adcomm Tourney | $170 quattourvigintillion | E-Sports | x2 | 84th | |
If You Think This Is Good... | $1.2 quinvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 85th | |
Lan Party Training | $11 quinvigintillion | E-Sports | x2 | 86th | |
...Wait For the Winter Games! | $80 quinvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 87th | |
Pruney Tummy | $3 quinvigintillion | Belly Flopping | x2 | 88th | |
Check the Handbook! | $240 tresvigintillion | Larping | x2 | 89th | |
Psyche them Out! | $300 tresvigintillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | x2 | 90th | |
Don't Aim Below the Belt | $360 tresvigintillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | x2 | 91st | |
Off the Tire Swing! | $430 tresvigintillion | Backyard Wrestling | x2 | 92nd | |
In a Bad Mooooood | $490 tresvigintillion | Running of the Bulls | x2 | 93rd | |
Eat... | $550 tresvigintillion | Competitive Eating | x2 | 94th | |
Stick the Landing! | $610 tresvigintillion | MXC | x2 | 95th | |
But They'll Never Take... | $980 tresvigintillion | Larping | x2 | 96th | |
That's an Illegal Gesture! | $1.2 quattourvigintillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | x2 | 97th | |
Flying Kicks From the Rooftops | $1.7 quattourvigintillion | Backyard Wrestling | x2 | 98th | |
WIPE OUT! | $2.4 quattourvigintillion | MXC | x2 | 99th | |
Where's My Glue Gun? | $62 quattourvigintillion | Larping | x2 | 100th | |
Pray... | $140 quattourvigintillion | Competitive Eating | x2 | 101st | |
Avoid the Water Hazards | $150 quattourvigintillion | MXC | x2 | 102nd | |
Cosplay Category | $4 quinvigintillion | Larping | x2 | 103rd | |
Solving Disputes Since 1993! | $5 quinvigintillion | Rock, Paper, Scissors | x2 | 104th | |
Not In the Muzzle! | $6 quinvigintillion | Bear Knuckle Boxing | x2 | 105th | |
Dad Referees | $7 quinvigintillion | Backyard Wrestling | x2 | 106th | |
How Dairy! | $8 quinvigintillion | Running of the Bulls | x2 | 107th | |
Regret... | $9 quinvigintillion | Competitive Eating | x2 | 108th | |
Honeycomb Labyrynth | $10 quinvigintillion | MXC | x2 | 109th | |
30,000 Calories a Day | $48 quinvigintillion | Belly Flopping | x2 | 110th | |
Nat 20's erryday | $64 quinvigintillion | Larping | x2 | 111th | |
Grass Is the Best Cushion | $110 quinvigintillion | Backyard Wrestling | x2 | 112th | |
Avoid the Horns! | $120 quinvigintillion | Running of the Bulls | x2 | 113th | |
Avalanche!!! | $160 quinvigintillion | MXC | x2 | 114th | |
Go the Distance | $5.1 sexvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 115th | |
Wheel, Snipe, Celly! | $20 sexvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 116th | |
Go for Gold! | $320 sexvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 117th | |
Go for Platinum! | $1.3 septenvigintillion | Everything | x2 | 118th |
Angel Upgrades[]
Image | Upgrade | Cost | Business | Effect |
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Drain The Pool | 621,605 Angels | Belly Flopping | Profit x9 | |
Pitang-Zoop-Boing! | 7 million Angels | Larping | Profit x9 | |
1's or 2's? | 83 million Angels | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x9 | |
Dis-Koala-Fied | 938 million Angels | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x9 | |
Let's Get Ready To Rumble! | 1 billion Angels | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x9 | |
Spain in the Butt | 115 billion Angels | Running of the Bulls | Profit x9 | |
Please Sir, May I Have Some | 1 trillion Angels | Competitive Eating | Profit x9 | |
Athlete's Feet | 13 trillion Angels | MXC | Profit x9 | |
Mountain Dew and Doritos | 143 trillion Angels | E-Sports | Profit x9 | |
Maximum Energy Soda | 52 quadrillion Angels | Everything | Profit x99 | |
You Can Do Eet! | 52 quadrillion Angels | Belly Flopping | + 111 | |
Slay Thee Dragon | 52 quadrillion Angels | Larping | + 100 | |
Best 3 Out Of 5? | 52 quadrillion Angels | Rock, Paper, Scissors | + 75 | |
Bear With Us | 52 quadrillion Angels | Bear Knuckle Boxing | + 50 | |
Liability Insurance | 52 quadrillion Angels | Backyard Wrestling | + 40 | |
Bull-Ony | 52 quadrillion Angels | Running of the Bulls | + 20 | |
It's Bulking Season | 52 quadrillion Angels | Competitive Eating | + 15 | |
Pie In The Sky | 52 quadrillion Angels | MXC | + 10 | |
All The Monies | 52 quadrillion Angels | E-Sports | + 5 | |
No Flippies Off The Dock! | 52 quadrillion Angels | Belly Flopping | Profit x9 | |
Rescue Thy Maiden! | 95 quadrillion Angels | Larping | Profit x9 | |
Best 4 Out Of 7! | 950 quadrillion Angels | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Profit x9 | |
Go For The Ear! | 9 quintillion Angels | Bear Knuckle Boxing | Profit x9 | |
From The Top Rope! | 95 quintillion Angels | Backyard Wrestling | Profit x9 | |
Toro! Toro! | 9 sextillion Angels | Running of the Bulls | Profit x9 | |
The Gallon Milk Challenge! | 95 sextillion Angels | Competitive Eating | Profit x9 | |
Dope on a Rope | 950 sextillion Angels | MXC | Profit x9 | |
HaxOr | 9 septillion Angels | E-Sports | Profit x9 | |
Made With Real Lightning | 949 septillion Angels | Everything | Profit x9 |
Gold Upgrades[]
In 2019 these are no longer sold and instead a Profit Booster was added baseline.
There are two gold upgrades specific to this event, which affect the Profit Enhancers.
These were later renamed "Profit Enhancers Boost" and "Deluxe Profit Enhancers Boost".
Event Deals[]
Currency Exchange[]
After earning the MXC badge, Currency Exchange is unlocked. At that point, Medals can be exchanged for Mega Bucks. The first Mega Buck costs 1 octodecillion Medals. Each subsequent Mega Buck costs 100 times the previous.
Trivia[]
Bold information is for mobile only.
On January 23, 2020 60 unlocks and 47 upgrades were added to this event.
Capitalist Connections[]
Card | Name/Job/Skill/Trivia |
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1. Scot Flopula
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2. Bill "Freedom" Shrubbery
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3. D. White-Itout
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4. Papa "Iron" Bear
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5. Violent Guacamole
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6. Dennie "El Toro" Worm
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7. Kobayash E. Hondahead
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8. Guy Blankendouche
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9. J. Picholas
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Events | |
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2015 | Gates Of Heck · Black & Blue Friday · A Capitalist Carol |
2016 | New You Resolutions · For the Love of Money · Making it Rain · The Root of All Evil · Live Rich and Profit · Insert Coins to Continue · Cashella · Live Your Profits · The Excellent AdVenture |
2017 | Manager Mania I · Saturday Morning Fever! · 1% Land · A Nightmare on Easy Street · Thanks-Gizmo · Merry Merger |
2018 | Profit-A-Bowl |
2019 | Cashalot |
2020 | Capitalist Cakeday |